This is my full list of policies and concepts that I would push for if I was US President
1. Get people interested in politics, through entertaining reality TV.
The thing is politics are boring, but yet a very important topic, which very few people are interest in. If you made it fun, mixed it up with celebrities and funny concepts like finding some world leader a new girlfriend or talking about his love/ her love life, people would show more interest in the boring, yet extremely important part in taking and making global group choices for them and their country.
2. I would start by putting a stop to as many conspiracy theories as I could.
I am a presidential real estate agent and if there are Aliens in the basement, we are going to release him, get to know him and ultimately get him his driver’s license in Germany, because it would be funny as hell to see him driving on the German Autobahn with me and someone famous in the back seat. We would also do an interview with a vampire, should they really exist.
See the thing people fear what they don’t know. If we did a reality series with a real life vampire and a real life alien we would not need to fear things of this nature anymore because we would be fully aware of it’s powers, it`s strengths and that it won’t harm us and if someone really famous or some diplomatic leader was the one hosting the introduction then everyone would know it is okay and we need not fear whatever it is which is being exposed as „TRUE“.
3. I would try for policies the fall under the motto: Let’s just do it 1/2 as good as the Germans.
I would push for Americans to adopt concepts which are a minimum 1/2 that of the German concepts and laws, when it comes to protecting the nature environments in their country, agricultural, to include pesticide and waste management, and social (government run policies) like retirement and health care.
Germans do a great job when it comes to social benefits and environment policies, at bit too good of a job, in my opinion, so here would more be the concept, let’s just do it 1/2 as good as the Germans.
4. Unite America again in making as many flat lined policies as possible.
For example, the federal government regulating and flat lining things like, how much a doctor can charge for casting a broken arm, to tax rates, cannabis regulations, building codes and whatever else needs to be flatlined across the nation.
America is currently not the nation I once knew and was proud of. America is not a nation that I will call the United States of America. Nothing about America and how its states and federal government do anything is United, unless you count the currency and the right to own a weapon. Not even their tax rates are flat lined, it has a government which refuses to really govern or regulate much of anything America is free for all, every state for itself, America is currently a nation of the divided and not the United.
5. Start Annoying whichever world leader necessary to put down their weapons and start adult like negotiations.
I wanted to do an episode where we invite lots of world leaders, lots of playboy bunnies and famous celebrities, with Snoop Dog on Dj/ host and we have a slumber party in my House, the White House, no weapons, just lots of fun and talking about peaceful ways we can get along in the future while we all smoke a giant hookah on a giant round table with of course Snoop dog narrating the negotiations of peace.
And for every world leader who didn’t want to play along and negotiate peace we were going to call every meaningful woman in their lives. Yes, I would have called and asked for assistance from every grandma, mother, sister, aunt, wife, cousin, or girlfriend any world leader had who refused to negotiate peace within their country’s borders, and of course we would be filming all of this on a reality TV series.
6. Preach wise Global Group choices for peace and environmental protection laws.
The thing is we need to protect our planet as a whole, as a Global Group, and we need to make global decisions as a group that are wise choices for our future and the people of that said future. I want the world to be a cleaner, safer, friendlier place for my grandkids to grow up in, don`t you want that to?
Another episode would be a giant BBQ party. Of course, Snoop dog has to be the Dj/ host again and we invite world leaders and their families and friends along with a lot of celebrities. The conversations and discussions should be about peaceful and environmentally wise choices for their countries and how we are going to better the planet as a global group.
